it appears ive lost the point. if someone would kindly remind the reason for being here it would be much appreciated.
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OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
(via howoutrageous)
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) )z
/ \you are the dancing queen
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) )z
/ \young and sweet
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) )z
/ \only seventeen
dancing queen
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<) )
/ \feel the beat
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~) )~
/ \of the tambourine
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) )-@*jingle*
/ \
(Source: yeahaley, via yourownkindofperfect)
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Anyone know any place I can watch The Walking Dean on my iPhone?
NO STOP IT RIGHT NOW I WILL NOT BE PUNISHED FOR FUCKING AUTOCORRECT
(Source: motherofsenpais, via saveregretsforthe-broken)
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Ugh, ok. So now I’m kind of fucking pissed cause I know what the NCIS writers are gonna do and it’s driving me fucking crazy. Cause now they’re like totally implying that Tony and Ziva had sex when they were in Berlin (like they’ve been pushing Tiva the whole fucking season) especially when Gibbs…
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- me: time for bed
- stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
- brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
- muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
- skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
- ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
- eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
- mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
- body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
- me: ok
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